The Pokémon Forum, occasionally shortened to the "Pokeforum" is one of the longest running franchise-specific boards on the ONM forum.
Once upon a time in a Pokeforum not to far away there was war. A terrible war that would see internetter fight internetter. Needly to say these were dark days. Anyway a load of shit happened and a lot of good members left our world. R.I.P. However there was a silver lining, a hero emerged. The might Kinneas along with his knights, who would see to it that the pokeforum was saved from evil and darkness.
This Knights (including Kinneas): Kinneas, Havak, Minijinx, Nachos.
There were more brave Knights however their names escape me as I am old and recounting this illustrious tale from memory alone. ANYWAY when the Knight came to the Pokeforum the natives were in dire constraints, buttpirates suchs as DragonIsFire, were running riot. Long story sort a lot of people left, people showed up kicked some arse and ate some bubble gum.
WITCH HUNTING AND THE ERA OF KCUHC.
The peace created by Kinneas and his Knights spanned the years untill the pokeforum found itself in medieval times. A new villan rose, the retarded PokeKing. However Kinneas was busy being awesome elsewhere so a new hero rose to fight this menace and chase him from the forums. Sirron Kcuhc! The man who can slam a forum door. This saw the rise of witch hunts. These became a common occurance with many of the residents lynched by their thumbs and thrown into water where they would everntually drown because computers can't swim. Eventually after numerous alts and even his own death, yes PokeKing was reborn, like the MESSIAH, he eventually subsided under the power of Kcuhc and everything was well once again.
SILVER LIGHT AND HIS IRC OF DOOM.
In the times of peace Kinneas returned to us, with his knights, apart from the valiant Havak who grew disillussioned with internet life and withdrew to the council of smogon. ANyway Swifty decided to be super original and setup an irc like offtopic did but then he went away on a journey to find himself and his sexuality. Turns out for your information that he just cut his hair and decided the life of a sex pest was for him after all. So Silver was erected and leader of this irc in Swifty's absense. However Silver was cunning LIKE A FOX, but not really, siezed total ownership for himself and wouldn't give it back upon Swiftys reutrn. Anyway the residents of the pokeforum moved into the irc and everything was good. However there we grew wary of the pokeforum and started to visit less and less. THE IRC WAS TAKING OVER. However when such users such as Rai13 tried to change things and bring us back this was met with contempt and eventually war.
POKEFORUM OR IRC?.
The mod who thought they were like GAMEMASTERS tried to resolve this conflict by sundering the irc from our birth place the pokeforum. They gave a ruling that we were too abusive and the fragile little minds of internet people (TROLOLOLOLOL) couldn't handle our unsupervised awesome. Anyway this was greeted with contempt and a campaign was launched to make sure this didn't happen. However we decided to MAN THE FUCK UP and leave and stick with the irc.
WHO IS KINNEAS?
Rumour has it Kinneas also sits on the council of smogon but such speculation brings about a firey death as Kinneas needs to maintain his standing as MYSTERIOUS. Which sounds like MYSTERION. But we can never know for sure his true identity. Therefore I can only suspect that Kinneas is the vigilante that keeps our streets safe at night from the horrors that wait.
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