Link on an average day
Link982, formerly Link289, is a woman girl minotaur (BITCH saying I have no upstairs well I never) on ONM. A bad thing as you then have all the pubescent teenage nerds founder-heroes (greeks, whatever) being rabidly horny for you coming after your life with the sword of Aegeus. Good at creating drama of mythical levels, don't talk to her if you have a girlfriend.